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Playful "Pooch" 2/7/2007
I was with the woman I was seeing at the time. She was pretty
with personality, nimble and extremely passionate.
<br>
We were in one of our sessions on her couch in her living room.
We had been already through a number of interesting positions.
At this point she was straddling me as I sat on the edge of
the couch and her legs were at first wrapped around me and
then stretched up ...
4 Comments,
1221 Views,
43 Votes
,5.28 Score
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finding out the truth 11/23/2006
Anytime I meet someone- the first and most important thing
is to be clear and honest and who we are and what we want. What
I love about the NSA, casual sex relationship is the uninhibited
honesty, without fear of rejection.
Encouraging lovers to share fantasies- these men nearly
always start with the harem or at least 2 woman fantasy.
Then when I start sharing my DP, DPP, gang bang ...
3 Comments,
601 Views,
20 Votes
,2.61 Score
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SANTA;RETIREMENT a 'S VIEW: 11/12/2006
SANTA[DEADLINE]How'd.Spend3.Holiday? SECRETSANTA
read the pretty, carrot-topped subTeacher's report
as he introduced Tonya Gorgon, 25, with a delicious 34D
bust, and carmel nipples, that matched her satiny skin,
he had met her on one of those kinky B&B/S&M.com Websistes
profiled as a submissive;introduced her to a closed sesssion
of play scene fantasy B&B accompanied with his chief ...
1 Comments,
179 Views,
8 Votes
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dumb older joke 10/8/2006
A man tells his wife that he lost his job, and she'd need
to get one. After some discussion, the only thing she's
capable of doing is ! He decides to help her,
and after getting ready, they head out on the town. The wife
spots a good mark and gets out of the car while the husband
drives into a closeby alley.
"100 dollars a fuck big boy, " the wife states.
"I've only got thirty bucks ...
0 Comments,
373 Views,
23 Votes
,5.70 Score
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condom coming off inside GF 8/20/2006
well my dick is less than average size and condoms are sometimes
a size or two too big. Once I was fucking my Old girlfriend
and at the end noticed my condom was gone. I didnt say anything
and went home the next day she called and asked if I had left
something at her place I said what do you mean> And she
had found it inside of her. From then on all her dorm friends
made jokes by buying me ...
1 Comments,
482 Views,
12 Votes
,2.98 Score
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stuff i thought was funny 7/11/2006
don't suffer from insanity; enjoy every minute of
it.
I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.
I'm not a complete idiot -- Some parts are missing.
The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
1 Comments,
163 Views,
8 Votes
,3.48 Score
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my wife 3/29/2006
My Domme!
1 Comments,
496 Views,
18 Votes
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Retribution-Like A... 12/1/2005
Justin struggled against the ropes. He strained his arm
muscles trying to loosen the bonds. He tried to raise up
on his knees. "You won't get away with this, "
he threatened, "I'll go to the cops and they'll
put you cunts away forever!" Four women laughing
was the only reply to Justin's threat. Rita gave a gentle
tug on Justin's short brown hair. "What are you
gonna say?" Rita asked, ...
1 Comments,
248 Views,
8 Votes
,3.71 Score
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The sweet smell of revenge! 11/28/2005
I was barely nineteen when this happened. If you're
hoping to read some juicy sex tale, you might wish to read
something else. This is a tale of revenge, off-color and
possibly disgusting, and humiliation.
I worked as a mail boy for a large company in San Diego. There
were literally hundreds of workers, many of which were
women. I developed a crush on a particular lady named Jill. ...
1 Comments,
326 Views,
12 Votes
,5.80 Score
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One word or two 7/14/2005
An elderly couple had been seeing each other for quite a
while. So they figured marriage was the next logical step.
<br>
One evening they went out to dinner for a heart to heart talk.
They discussed everything from finances, living arrangments
to snoring. Finally the gentleman broached the subject
of intamacy.
<br>
He askes how the lady felt about sex. She replied, "well ...
1 Comments,
391 Views,
20 Votes
,6.06 Score
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Chess and other Games 3/23/2005
Chess Game - Part One
She had always enjoyed playing chess, probably from the
very first time when she'd been five years old. She
also always knew how amazing it was for others to see a small
winning game after game in the resort, where she was
even physically unable to remove the huge chess pieces
and other were only happy to help her with that task. Then,
when she became older, ...
2 Comments,
333 Views,
38 Votes
,2.91 Score
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What you READ is not always what you GET !!!!!! 3/15/2005
I have been a standard member at ALT.COM for about four months.
In that time period I have read and responded to well over
100 profiles from women. These were women of various ages
(ranging from 21 to 75)different nationalities, all with
one thing in command.
(Seeking male companionship for various different reasons).
From these profile I have made a AMAZING and HUMOROUS discovery
and ...
4 Comments,
441 Views,
161 Votes
,5.78 Score
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2005-01-20
'Peachy' had come to visit me in Portland, OR from
the coastal town where she lived. When I first met her, her
hubby had her sleeping "in the doghouse" in
their living room! Sexually, she was insatiable with him.
He'd go work, and she'd call me and I'd coach
her on field expedient toys to use in our phone sex escapades.
Once, while looking for something new to try, she opened
and looked inside her hubby's tool box, where she found
a large handled screwdriver for which, she soon developed
a great fondness! From that point on, the Ole Craftsman
screwdriver became 'de rigueur' in our Long Distance
trysts.
<br>
<br>
One that Saturday, when she and a friend of hers came to Portland
for a concert. 'Peachy' was going to be dropped
off at my place after the concert, while her friend had plans
to attend an 'all-night' rave party. Now, I'd
had some wine earlier, and dozed off when she didn't
arrive on time. When she finally did arrive, I was sleeping
deeply, as she woke my neighbors getting me to wake up.
<br>
<br>
As soon as I greeted and let her in, I was immediately grateful
that I'd drank the wine earlier, as I could hardly withstand
her body odor emanating from her, due to all the drinking
and sweating, from dancing during the entire length of
the concert! Now, I had to help her into my bed with a modicum
of grace and gratitude, and I said to her, 'I may have
some toys similar to your favorite Craftsman tools, in
my own toolbox!' She smiled then nodded, as I went to
find them, and some lube.
<br>
<br>
Back at 'Ground Zero' alongside 'Peachy, '
I generously applied the lube, threw in a little fondling,
then efficiently and smoothly inserted the Standard 1/2"
Craftsman screwdriver, handle end first, into the excretory
opening of her alimentary canal. Then I lubed myself, and
inserted the Phillips 1/2" Craftsman screwdriver
handle into my own anus. We had both, somehow excited ourselves
by now, and rather quickly, began fucking frenziedly with
heedless abandon!
<br>
<br>
Between the sensory stimulation of the actual Craftsman
handles' penetration in our anuses, and the auditory
stimulation of 'business' ends of the screwdrivers,
sounding like one of the most famous sword duels in one of
the greatest Swashbuckler movies of all time, "Captain
Blood" circa 1935, with Basil Rathbone and Errol
Flynn (who was an unknown Australian replacement actor
until this film). On top of, just the plain edginess of these
Ben Wa balls substitutions, caused us to quickly come wildly,
and just as quick, fall into a tranquil slumber, both impaled,
with the Craftsman 1/2" screwdriver handles, locked
firmly in place!
<br>
<br>
But there's a downside to this tale and it's that,
to this day, keeping in mind, this happened about five years
ago, I have not been able to remove the permeated, tainted,
synesthetic redolence from the solid plastic handles
of the two cutlasses we wielded onto battle that one night!
SEAR's Craftsman Tools 100% Guaranteed Exchange
Warranty notwithstanding!
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SANATA*^CRIMES*AGAINST*NATURE^* 2/2/2005
SANTA[DEADLINE]*WEIRD*TRUE*TALES*: DURAHAM, NC n
Dec.gang member RobertD.Jphnson, was sentenced to 15
years for shooting off the genitals of a fellow Blood(negroe)
who was wws trying to leave the group. The jury rejected
an even harsher penalty for "maliicious castration"
settling.on"non-maliciouscastratioin because
Johnson actually shot the man in the leg, but that the bullet ...
1 Comments,
167 Views,
5 Votes
,3.80 Score
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Once Upon a Time-a D/s faerie tale 1/22/2005
Once upon a time, there was a slave who lives happily with
her Master, being diliegnt of His care and service always
wanting to please Him to the best of her abilities.
One day while T/they chatted online with F/friends, T/they
were told to be a *real slave* she would have to be naked an
chained 24/7, hearing this, she looked up at her Master,
eyes filling with tears, feeling sad that ...
0 Comments,
152 Views,
188 Votes
,7.62 Score
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The Difference Between Men and Women 1/22/2005
I am not the auther of this article (I beleive it was originally
submitted by someone called Alison)
<br>
Let's say a guy named Mike is attracted to a woman named
Lisa. He asks her out to a movie; she accepts; they have a
pretty good time. A few nights later he asks her out to dinner,
and again they enjoy themselves.
<br>
They continue to see each other regularly, and ...
3 Comments,
397 Views,
166 Votes
,8.29 Score
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EVENTIDE - A Poem Of Love 1/22/2005
EVENTIDE.....
<br>
Twilight reached down,
outstretched fingers scratching the back
of the day now slowly descending.
<br>
She caressed with lips
of darkest night,
gentle kiss of sleep,
fragrant touch of evening,
as the sun passes downward,
beneath ragged coverlets of cloud.
<br>
Twilight grew older,
dimmed then darkened,
as ...
0 Comments,
118 Views,
59 Votes
,4.78 Score
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S&M 1/16/2005
Probably the oldest one in the book 
<br>
The Masochist says to the Sadist: "Please hurt me!"
<br>
The Sadist smile and says: "No!"
0 Comments,
372 Views,
19 Votes
,3.26 Score
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