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Italian Honeymoon... 1/9/2018
The Italian Honeymoon... <br><br>
After returning from his honeymoon in Florida with his
new bride, Virginia, Luigi stopped by his barbershop
in Jersey to say hello to his old friends... G
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Little Sally 1/9/2018
Little Sally came home from school with a smile on her face,
and told her mother, "Frankie Brown showed me his
weenie today at the playground!"... Before the mother could raise a concern,
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Disappointed... 1/6/2018
A teacher asked her 6th grade class: “Who can tell me,
which human organ becomes 10 times bigger when it’s stimulated?”
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Maria stood up, bright red and angry, and said “How
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No more a Virgin 1/6/2018
No more a Virgin <br><br>
The family is at the dining table. The little 10-year-old
girl does not eat and has her nose in her plate…. <br><br>
After a few moments, she says,
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Crabs... 1/6/2018
A lawyer boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of
frozen crabs and asked a blonde flight attendant to take
care of them for him. <br><br>
She took the box and promised to put it in
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Physical Imperfections... 12/26/2017
When you start to know someone, all their physical characteristics
start to disappear... You begin to dwell in their energy,
recognize the scent of their skin... You see only the essence
of the perso
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Handyman Husband???... 12/26/2017
On a cold winter morning, wife texts husband: "WINDOWS FROZEN, WON'T OPEN" Husband texts back: "POUR SOME LUKEWARM WATER OVER IT AND TAP GENTLY ALONG THE EDGES WITH A HAMMER" F
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Crumbled Money/// 12/26/2017
While enjoying their evening cocktails, the wife asks
her husband, in a very seductive voice, "Have you
ever seen Twenty Dollars all crumpled up?" "No, "
said her husband. <br&g
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THE SPOON AND THE STRING 12/25/2017
A timeless lesson on how consultants can make a difference
for an organization. <br><br>
Last week, we took some friends out to a new restaurant,
and noticed that the waiter who took our o
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This Is HELL to Write About: 12/22/2017
One day a guy dies and finds himself in hell. As he is wallowing in despair, he has his first meeting with
the devil... Satan: "Why so glum?" Guy: "What do you think? I'm in hell!&q
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Early Stages of Online Relationships 12/22/2017
Something catches your eye about their post... You may
like something they said, perhaps the site has told you
he was the match for you, or maybe the smile said this is a
genuine person, I want to get
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About Laying Off... 9/9/2016
Two managers are going over their budget for the next year...
After analyzing expenses and revenues, they come to the
conclusion that they will have to lay off one of their two
assistants, Jack or Ann
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Young Couple... 9/4/2016
A young couple, on the brink of divorce, visits a marriage
counsellor. The counsellor asks the wife, “What’s
the problem?”
She says, “My husband suffers from premature ejaculation.”
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Screwed... 9/4/2016
A guy asked a girl in a university library: “Do you mind
if I sit beside you?”
The girl replied with a loud voice: “I DON’T WANT TO
SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!”
All the stude
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Impotent 9/4/2016
97 year old man comes to his doctor looking depressed.
He says “Doc, I think I’m impotent.”
Doctor sits him down and begins the standard speech he gives
to senior citizens, abo
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Rain... 8/27/2016
This old guy is having sex with this lady when all of a sudden
she hears the keys in the front door. She's says hurry
you need to get out quick. He doesn't have time so he
runs out the back door with
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The Phone Call... 8/27/2016
A woman is having sex with her husband's best friend
when the phone rings. It's her husband's ringtone,
so she stops to pick it up. There's a big grin on her face as she talks to him. When
she puts i
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Why and What... 8/26/2016
Q. Why is air a lot like s.e.x? A. Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting
any.
Q. What is the difference between "Oooh!" and
"Aaah!"? A. About three inches.
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Watch what you ask for 8/24/2016
Watch what you ask for
A man walks into a bar with a paper bag. He sits down and places
the bag on the counter.
The bartender walks up and asks what's in the bag.
The man re
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He didn't pay attention... 8/22/2016
A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate
to check tickets. As a man approached, she extended her
hand for the ticket and he opened his trench coat and flashed
her.
Without missi
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The Complment... 8/22/2016
A woman is standing nude looking in the bedroom mirror.
She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband,
'I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really
need you to pay me a complimen
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Smart ass answer... 8/22/2016
A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's
final exam. 'Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses
for you not being here tomorrow. I might ht consider a nuclear
attack or a serious personal injur
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How old guys pick up women 7/14/2016
The young man asked the senior citizen for tips on how to
pick up women.
The old gentleman explained...
I am getting on in years and not the best looking guy anymore.
Some would even
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Oy-vay 6/18/2016
A guy turns to his wife in bed and whispers, "Did you
know it's National Orgasm Day?"
"Oh, what a pity, " she said, "Right in
the middle of National Headache Week."
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Rye Bread, Or Is It Raisin???... 6/11/2016
There's Something About Rye Bread Or Is It Raisin?
Raisin Bread
A general store owner hires a young female clerk with a penchant
for very short skirts. One day a young man enters the
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Sad Dick... 6/10/2016
A dick has a sad life. His hair's a mess, his family is
nuts, his neighbor's an asshole, his bestfriend's
a pussy, and his owner beats him.
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It's a Jungle... 6/10/2016
A girl realized that she had grown hair between her legs.
She got worried and asked her mom about that hair. Her mom
calmly said: "That part where the hair has grown is
called Monkey, be proud that yo
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Hard Times... 6/10/2016
Harry and his wife are having hard financial times, so they
decide that she’ll become a . She’s not quite
sure what to do, so Harry says, “Stand in front of that
bar and pick up a guy. Tell him
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OMG!!!.... Noooooooo!!! 6/9/2016
He's in trouble...
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Sleeping with Bob 6/5/2016
The guys were all at a deer camp. No one wanted to room with
Bob, because he snored so badly. They decided it wasn't
fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time, so they
voted to take turns.
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Leather 6/3/2016
When a woman wears leather a man’s heart beats quicker, his throat gets dry, he gets weak in the knees, and he begins to think irrational. Ever wonder why?
?
?
?
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Potato 6/3/2016
Two little potatoes are standing on the street corner.
One is a .
How can you tell which one is the ?
You're gonna love it...
It's the one with the little sticker that says.
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Military Time... 6/3/2016
A crusty old Marine Sergeant Major found himself at a gala
event hosted by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely young idealistic liberal
ladies in attendance, one of whom a
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Weird thoughts 5/30/2016
Everything is drive-through. In California they even
have a burial service called Jump-In-The-Box.
Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is
an idiot, and anyone going faster th
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Normal vs. Straight?? 5/20/2016
Ed and Ted were standing at the urinals in a public lavatory
when Ed glanced over and noticed that Ted's penis was
twisted like a corkscrew.
"Blimey, " Ed said. "I've never
seen one like that
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Bubba and thr toilet brush... 5/9/2016
Bubba and the Toilet Brush
One day when Bubba and Billy Bob were in the Little Rock -
Wal-Mart, they decided to get in on the weekly charity raffle.
They each bought five tickets at a dollar
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All in a name.. 5/9/2016
All in a name A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session
with four young mothers and their small . 'You all have obsessions, he observed.'
To the first mother, Mary, he said, 'You
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A named SEX... 5/9/2016
Everybody who has a calls him "Rover" or
"Boy". I call my dog "Sex".
Now, Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to
get his license, I told the clerk I would like to have a license
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Joe and the motorcycle... 5/9/2016
Joe wanted to buy a motorbike. He doesn’t have much luck
until one day, he comes across a Harley with a ‘for sale’
sign on it.
The bike seems even better than a new one, although it is
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Out of Bounds... 11/15/2015
"The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for
all male students, and the male dormitory to the female
students. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined
$20 the first time. Anybody caught bre
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The Statues... 11/13/2015
A statue of a naked woman and a naked man stand in a park at
night. Suddenly from out of nowhere, a magical genie arrives
and grants the statues each one wish to be fulfilled. Both
the female and male
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Females Reign 11/13/2015
A little girl and boy are fighting about the differences
between the sexes, and which one is better. Finally, the
boy drops his pants and says, “Here’s something I have
that you’ll never have!
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