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Quickie in the bushes 8/20/2008
There are two statues in a park, one of a nude man and one of
a nude woman. They had been facing each other across a pathway
for a hundred years, when one day an angel comes down from
the sky and, wit
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Mammogram 8/10/2008
A woman in her fifties is at home happily jumping unclothed
in her bed and squealing with delight. Her husband watches
her for a while and asks, Do you have any idea how ridiculous
you look? Whats the
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3 old ladies 8/3/2008
3 old ladies, Gertrude, Maude, and Betty were sitting on
a park bench bench in Toronto, Ontario having a conversation
when a flasher approached them from across the park. The
flasher came up to the l
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The Body Builder 7/29/2008
The body builder takes his shirt off and the blonde says,
What a great chest you have! He tells her thats 100 lbs of
dynamite, baby. He takes off his pants and the blonde says,
What massive calves yo
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SING IT GIRLS!!! 7/26/2008
At first I was afraid, I was petrified. When you said you
had 10 inches, Lord I almost died! But Id spent so many years
just waiting for a man that long, that I grew strong, and
I knew that I could ta
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CATHOLIC BLONDE 7/8/2008
On their Honey moon, the blonde slipped into a sexy nightie
and, with great anticipation, crawled into bed, only to
find her new catholic husband had settled down on the couch.
When she asked him why
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Husbands are husbands 7/3/2008
A man was sitting reading his paper when his wife hit him
round the head with a frying pan. "What was that for?
the man asked. The wife replied. "That was for the
piece of paper with the name Jenny on
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Lulus Grandma 6/18/2008
Lulu was a , but she didnt want her grandma to
know. One day, the police raided a whole group of prostitutes
at a sex party in a hotel, and Lulu was among them. The police
took them outside and had a
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HOW SMART IS YOUR RIGHT FOOT 6/5/2008
Its really stupid but you gotta try it!!! it is from an orthopedic
surgeon... this will boggle your mind and you will keep
trying over and over again to see if you can outsmart your
foot, but you cant
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TAKING A WOMAN TO BED 6/4/2008
What is the difference between girls/Woman aged 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58, 68, and
78? At 8- You take her to bed and tell her a story. At 18 you
tell her a story and take her to bed. At 28- You dont need
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know what I think 6/3/2008
Fred and Mary got married but couldn't afford a honeymoon
so they go back to Fred's Mom and Dad's for there
first night together. In the morning Johnny, Fred's
little brother gets up and has his break
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Little girl vs Cop 5/30/2008
A cop was on his waiting to cross the street when a little
girl on her new shinny bike stopped beside him. Nice bike,
the cop said. Did Santa bring it to you? Yes sir, the little
girl said, he sure d
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BLONDE 5/28/2008
A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red
sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer
who also was a blonde. The blonde cop asked
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