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My Little Bitch 1/24/2014
My Little Bitch.
When I walk in the door she's sat on the sofa, eyes closed
and one hand immersed in her pussy, breathing sharply.
"Enjoying yourself ?", I ask. Her eyes open
widely and stare
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Rabbits 1/26/2010
Teacher says to little Johnny. "If I give you 2 rabbits, and another 2 rabbits and
2 more rabbits, how many rabbits have you got?"
Johnny replies. "Seven, Miss"
The teacher tries aga
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Sheep 9/20/2009
One sunny day I was driving through the countryside when
I spotted a naked man in a field. He was stood up, holding
a sheep by its back legs, and positioned between them.
I wound down the car
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For my Lady.......Musings 5/28/2009
For my Lady....Musings...
As I kneel at the edge of the bed contentedly lapping up what's
left of my Ladys' nectar, I keep thinking how lucky
I am to have met and serve this wonderfu
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For my Lady 5/27/2009
For my Lady
Sharon opened the door and stood staring at me, exhaling
smoke from her long cheroot into my face. "You're
late" she said, "Get your ass in here, I've
waited long enough".
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Honeymoon Breakfast 3/11/2009
Three newlywed couples were on their honeymoon and staying
in a packed hotel. As a result of the hotel being full, all
the tables in the restaurant were quite tightly packed
together for the breakfast
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Cross breeding 1/28/2009
Q What do you get if you cross an agnostic with a dyslexic insomniac ?
A Somebody who lies awake at night wondering if there really is a dog.
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Three guys in a bar...... 1/18/2009
There were three guys in a bar discussing what drives their
ladies crazy in bed. First guy says " when I come home, I bring my lady a
dozen roses. We go to the bedroom where she strips naked
and lays
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Nuts 1/16/2009
Q - What do you call nuts on a wall ?
A - Walnuts ! _____
Q - What do you call nuts on a chest ?
A - Chestnuts ! _____
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What's the difference......again 1/7/2009
What's the difference between a blowjob and anal sex
?
A blowjob will make your day, but anal sex will make your
hole weak !
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What's the difference..... 1/6/2009
What's the difference between an egg and a wank ?
You can beat an egg !
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A Bath For My Mistress. my first story I also used as an introduction to a lady on this site. 8/14/2008
"Is my bath ready" She calls from the hall, just
as i finish turning off the taps."Yes" i reply
as i swirl the foaming bubbles around with my hand.Her footsteps
echo as She comes up the polished woode
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