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A redneck meets Jesus 5/5/2009
A bartender was washing glasses one afternoon when an elderly
Irishman came in.
With great difficulty, the Irishman hoisted his bad leg
over the barstool, pulled himself up painfully, and ask
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To fascinate 3/6/2009
A teacher asks her class if anyone can use the word fascinate
in a sentence. Brian raises his hand and says, "The
sky is fascinating."
The teacher says, "No that's fascinating."
Jenn
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Home remedies 3/3/2009
Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting
someone else to hold them while you chop.
Avoid arguments with the Mrs. About lifting the toilet
seat by using the sink.
For
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Things that happen for a colonoscopy 2/3/2009
ABOUT THE WRITER
Dave Barry is a Pulitzer Prize-winning humor columnist
for the Miami Herald.
This is from news hound Dave Barry's colonoscopy journal:
I c
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$7 sex 1/30/2009
A Florida couple in their 80's went to a sex therapist's
office. The doctor asks, 'What can I do for you?' The man
says, 'Will you watch us have sexual intercourse? ' The doctor raises
both eyebrows,
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Bound 2 the fast lane 12/1/2008
Aron's childhood had been as typical as most in
a small suburb of Derby Kansas, but that all changed when
he graduated high school and went into the Navy. Being stationed
in San Diego Ca. was big cha
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