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Father and bonding 11/1/2009
A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year-old .
They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks,
"What are these, Dad?". To which the man matter-of-factly
replies, "Those are
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Only if it's raining 11/1/2009
A woman was having an affair while her husband was at work.
One day she was in bed with her boyfriend when, to her horror,
she heard her husband's car pull into the driveway.
"Oh My God - Hur
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2 Old Friends 11/1/2009
Two elderly ladies are sitting on the front porch, doing
nothing.
One lady turns and asks, "Do you still get horny?"
The other replies, "Oh sure I do."
The first old lady asks, "What
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Santa's lap 11/1/2009
A little girl jumps on Santa's lap:
Girl: "For Christmas, I want a Barbie and a G.I. Joe."
Santa: "Don't you know Barbie comes with Ken?"
Girl: "Oh no Santa, Barbie fakes
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Backseat 11/1/2009
A guy and a gal were in the backseat of his car after having
sex. The guy says to the gal, "If I would have known
you were a virgin I would have taken more time." The
gal replies, "Hell, if I'd a know
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Italian Bread 10/30/2009
Two old guys, one 80 and one 87, were sitting on their usual
park bench one morning. The 87 year old had just finished
his morning jog and wasn't even short of breath.The
80 year old was amazed at his
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Eternally yours...NOT! 10/29/2009
A couple decided to renew their wedding vows at a party for
their 25th wedding anniversary. Friends and family gathered.
The wife first recited the lines she wrote for her part.
Next the husband read
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Riddle me this.... 10/29/2009
Riddle Me This....
Here's a little something to get you thinking. The
answers are below, but give each a chance before looking.
NO CHEATING!
Riddles:
1. When I go in I might
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