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Wedding certificate 6/26/2008
Have I had examined our wedding certificate for about 10
minutes , my wife said what are looking for, I said the expiry
date !
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Marriage 6/26/2008
My wife asked what I wanted for our 25 th wedding celebration,
I said a 2 minute silence !
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One man 3 drinks 1/4/2008
A stranger walks into a bar and asks for 3 shots of bourbon
in single glass's.
He drinks all 3 very slowly pays and leaves.
This goes on for about 2 months, the barman says to him on
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Man and Pig 1/4/2008
A man walks into a bar with a pig under his arm. The barman
asks" Where on earth did you get that from The pig says
" I won him in a raffle "
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Two nuns in a car 12/22/2007
Its a dark cold night, two nuns are driving down a rural lane,
its very very dark and isolated. Suddenly the devil jumps
on the bonnet of the car. " What should we do "
shouts the nun who is in the pa
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in a bar 12/22/2007
A goes into a bar and orders a double bourbon, the bar
man says " Whats with the long face " ?
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Nun in Bath 11/18/2007
A young novice nun is having a bath at the convent, there
is a knock at the door, sh2 cries out in a fluster "Q
who who is it ", a mans voice responds " Its the
blind man from the village ". Thank goo
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Sex in Alaska 11/5/2007
Two guys meet for the first time at LA airport, they have
both just got divorved.
Over a few drinks they agree they will goto Alaska to get
away from everything and start a fresh.
Th
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Life 8/11/2004
I'VE OFTEN WANTED TO DROWN MY TROUBLES, BUT I CAN'T
GET MY WIFE TO GO SWIMMING.
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Mother in law 8/11/2004
I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My
neighbour said " Are you going to help ?" I said
"No , Six should be enough!"
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How God Operates 8/11/2004
When I was a I prayed to God for a bicycle, then I realized
that God did not work that way.
So I went out and stole a bike and then prayed to God for forgivness
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2 fish in a tank 8/11/2004
2 fish in a tan k, one says to the other " you drive and
I will fire the gun "
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