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Iron Man Contest 9/24/2003
A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender how he could
win the iron
man contest that the bartender was having. The bartender
said to the
man “First you have to knock the lights out of th
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Elderly Couple 9/24/2003
An elderly couple was driving cross-country, the woman
was driving.
She gets pulled over by the highway patrol.
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The officer said, "ma'am did you know you were
speeding?"
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Affair 9/24/2003
A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her
husband is having
an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The
next day she
comes home to find her husband in bed with
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The Drinking Irishmen 9/24/2003
An Irishman walks into a bar in Dublin, orders three pints
of Guinness
and sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each
on in turn.
When he finished them, he comes back into to the b
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Husbands' Performance 9/24/2003
Three women were sitting around talking about their husbands'
performance as a lover.
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The first woman says "My Husband works as a marriage
counselor. He
always buys me flowers an
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Making a baby 9/24/2003
Mom and Dad were taking young Billy for a walk through the
park one sunny
afternoon when all of a sudden, in the bushes a short distance
away,
Billy spots two dogs going at it. Billy says, "D
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Pain Machine 9/24/2003
A man took his pregnant wife to the hospital to give birth,
and the doctor
told them that he had developed an experimental machine
and asked if they
would like to try it out. He explained carefu
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Dead or Alive 9/24/2003
GENUINE COURT TRANSCRIPT...
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Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check
for
a pulse?
A: No.
Q: Did you check for blood pressure?
A: No.
Q: Did you c
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New Partner 9/24/2003
A fellow has a week off and decides to play a round of golf
every day.
First thing Monday morning, he sets off on his first round
and soon
catches up to the person in front. He sees that this
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Honeymoon Parrot 9/24/2003
A honeymooning couple had purchased a talking parrot and
taken it to their
room, where much to the groom's annoyance, the bird
kept up a running
commentary on their love-making.
Finally the gr
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