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USA Air Traffic Control 11/3/2004
While taxiing at London's Gatwick Airport, the crew
of a US Air flight departing for Ft. Lauderdale made a wrong
turn and came nose to nose with a United 727.
An irate female ground controller las
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US Air Traffic Control 11/3/2004
A DC-10 had come in a little hot and thus had an exceedingly
long roll out after touching down.
San Jose Tower Noted: "American 751, make a hard right
turn at the end of the runway, if you are abl
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another scouser 11/3/2004
If you see a Scouser on a bicycle, why should you never swerve
to hit him?
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It might be your bicycle !!!!!
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Scouser 11/3/2004
A scouser walked into the local job centre, marched straight
up to the
counter and said "Hi, I'm looking for a job".
The man behind the counter replied "Your timing is
amazing. We've just
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car accident 9/26/2004
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle
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Are You Really Sure? 9/26/2004
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
Our bartender
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As a punishment, she gets his hand 2/10/2004
"This is going to be good, Emily. You're so hot."
It turns her on, spreading that wetness all over her thighs
and vulva, so I use all four fingers of my right hand to do
that while my left one p
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In the beginning 2/10/2004
It was evening, a hot sweaty summer night in July. She was
nervous, scared but inspired. She would finally speak
the things that she dared not speak before. A desire to submit,
a desire to be owned
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Learning from experience 2/8/2004
The first time I saw her I was nineteen years old. She was
in a bookstore on Lee street that has closed down now; one
that I frequented at the time because it had an amazing selection
of classic er
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The waitress 2/8/2004
Characters:
-Kris, the sub
-Kris' husband Rick
-Andrea, the sub (waitress)
-Andrea's master "J"
-Andrea's husband Mark (not into S/M, but gives wife
permission to be involved, as long as he
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Laziness 2/8/2004
She was in her living room upstairs reading a book. She had
enjoyed a very lazy day...she had just returned from a walk
around the neighborhood, and was thoroughly relaxed.
Her boyfriend of several
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Legal ditties 2/5/2004
Next time you shake your head and despair about the stupidity
of some people and how more and more 'rules' are
put in place to protect utter imbeciles from their own crass
stupidity consider what t
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Raisin' 2/5/2004
A general store owner hires a young female clerk who likes
to wear very short skirts and thong panties. One day a young
man enters the store, glances at the clerk and glances at
the loaves of bread
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Got any bread 2/5/2004
Duck walks into a butchers upto the counter and asks
"have you got any Bread"?
The butcher looks at him -
"we don't sell bread we're a butchers we
sell meat"!
The duck cock's his head on one
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Other one up for the Scots!! 2/5/2004
Five Englishmen boarded a train just behind five Scots,
who, as a group had only purchased one ticket. Just before
the conductor came through, all the Scots piled into the
toilet stall at the back
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One up to the Scots! 2/5/2004
A Scotsman & a Englishman are strolling along the beach
when they find a lamp. They clean it up and out pops a genie.
" I'll give you each one wish for freeing me"
says the genie.
The English
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