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An airplane crashes in the desert... 5/11/2006
The British Prime Minister, The Japanese Prime Minister,
and The American President
Are all walking through the desert, each have brought one
item.
The man from Britain has a pot of tea.
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Horses and bars. 5/11/2006
A walks into a bar.
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colour test... 5/11/2006
sky
royal
blue
dark blue
orange
orange red
[COL
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colour test... 5/11/2006
sky
royal
blue
dark blue
orange
orange red
[COL
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Testicles are our friends. 5/11/2006
While giving BJs and HJs, please observe the following:
The balls.
Here's a nice little trick that some of you don't
know. Heaps of you do know, the rest of you can simply nod
your heads and rev
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Penis Sensitivity 5/11/2006
Did you all know that if you gently pull back the skin of a
penis until it's tight, and then squeeze it at the base
it becomes extra-sensitive?
Well it's true!
Simply take a look at most of the
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Electrical Tape and Pineapple Juice 5/11/2006
I entered the apartment with my new extra-large can of pineapple
juice and placed it on the kitchen counter. I pop the beast
and fill a large glass which I then proceed to drain into
my mouth. An
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Love pee tender, love pee sweet..... 5/8/2006
My girlfriend and myself were at a someone's house
party one Canada Day quickly becoming legless due to the
gratuitous consumption of good ol' Canadian Beer
and an inappropriate assortment of shots
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Sub or Dom?!? 5/6/2006
I am a newb to the whole Sub/Dom culture, and one thing is
for certain...it's making me hot!
I see so many chubby girls (I love the term 'Chubby Subby',
it makes me happy)who are into this and I a
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That lucky old lady... 5/6/2006
Old Mother Hubbard went to cupboard to get her poor a
bone,
But when she bent over rover drove her and gave her a bone
of his own!
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That damn light bulb again! 5/6/2006
How many lesbians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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Morons 5/6/2006
A big moron and a little moron are standing on the edge of
a cliff.
The big moron fell off....why didn't the little moron?
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Because he was a 'little
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Why are blonde jokes so short? 5/6/2006
Why are blonde jokes so short?
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.so MEN are able to understand them!!
HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR!!!!
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Breathing for fitness 5/6/2006
Too often people overlook the importance of proper breathing.
Proper deep breathing can help vitality, stamina and health.
Before and after exercising is just as important as during
exercising!
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Living with your ex! 5/6/2006
My ex girlfriend and I broke up about two and a half months
ago. We noticed that we had drifted into a best 'friends
who cuddle' zone. We decided to end our relationship
so that we could put ours
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Who the hell pays these days? 5/6/2006
I have never really been one to go out on dates. Even as a .
I only ever really went out on dates with my girlfriend....I
have only been on a couple of dates in which the goal to get
to know some
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