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Beautiful and smart is always a good combination
Self aware and sensual even finer.
So many profiles on line
I want to find the one I want to touch
Simple and easy
The nights unfold .
Some old jokes for your smile:
What do you get if you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Frostbite.
Why do fish swim in salt water?
Pepper water makes them sneeze.
What do you get if you play your country music backwards?
You get your back, your truck back, your boat back - but a good woman is still hard to find.
A story for your amusement on this dark and mysterious night.
Andrew
An older, white haired man walked into a jewelry store one Friday
evening with a beautiful young woman at his side
He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his
girlfriend.
The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring
The man said, "No, I'd like to see something very special."
At that statement, the jeweler went to his hidden stock and brought
another ring over. "Here a stunning ring at only $40,000"
The young lady's eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with
excitement
The man, seeing this, said, "Well take it."
The jeweler asked how payment would be made and the old man pulled out his checkbook. . " I know you need to make sure my check is good, so I'll write it now and you can call the bank Monday to verify the funds and we'll pick
the ring up Monday afternoon."
Monday morning, the jeweler phoned the old man "There's no money in
that account".
"I know" said the white haired man, "But let me tell you about my weekend".
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My Ideal Person:
Yeah the hair is long and beard filling out - covoid shut my barbershop.
It's just a style - reminds me of my well enjoyed youth.
Spent most of adult life with short hair and a tie -
This is a good change for awhile.
And = my granddaughter likes it long so long it is .!
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